On the Lighter Side
Quotes
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. Charles Schulz
I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100. Woody Allen
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true. Yogi Berra
Mixed Metaphors
We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.
I wouldn't do that for a ten foot pole.
If you do that you'll open a whole ball of wax.
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